Monday, January 11, 2010

I Needed a Pet.


This adorable little cretin is a real stuffed baby unicorn. Apparently there is a huge market for feakish taxidermy on eBay. For a nominal fee of $649 it is possible to own this creepy centerpiece.
It used to be a circus sideshow but its now being thrown out to the collector wolves. It will be a terrible shame if this doesn't go to a home that will cherish it and show it off to everyone. It's huge in size, it could very easily be in the entryway of your home, greeting everyone as they come in. Forget having a table or a mirror, a Baby Unicorn could complete the home.
Unicorn not your tastes? How about a two headed cat, for your closest loved one.

Or perchance a deformed freak pig? Because, who doesn't like to give someone a sideshow freak for a wedding present. Everyone jump on this chance to own a tiny part of history. I am sincere, if you want to gift me one, feel free to.

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